U dey do opening prayer 4 Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.
U drink garri come say na rice u dey chop
- Na poverty dey worry u
U buy blackberry u come talk say u won make am do phone center
U be mumu
U day use Photoshop day form say na there u snap am
na virus go catch your lie
U chop slap from one gul finish u come load her phone with credit.
Make una c maga
U no get money 2 buy blackberry and u dey tel people say u no like d phone
hahahaha na poverty dey nack u akpako
Dem buy u ice cream for cold weather u dey light stove say u want warm am say e too cold...
Na mumu go kill u
U soke garri finish then u put toothpik for mouth......
na porverty dey worry u
U enter restaurant and take one pure water with tooth-pick and come out
dey bost say u dey pick meat from ur mouth........... na wahala go finish you.
You use ur last money buy wallet dey talk say u get faith say money go
enter the wallet....
ha ha ha ode hunger go kill u die
U won go toast woman,u come de folo her 4 back til she rch her house,u
com back com tel ur guyz say she luv u die!!!.....bros na lie go
U no get money 2buy blackberry con talk sey 2go fit do wetin bb go do.
na poverty b dat
U put lacasera 4 glass cup dey form sey na Ace of spade u popping. ...
na poverty dey envy u.
U never pass ur weac after writing for 5 times but u dey tell guys for
area say u dey write for pple as machinery . Na deceive you
dey do ur self
U buy pure water,put am inside eva bottle water,come dey carry am
waka,up and down dey form level.i no go swear 4 u but u know urself
U dey eat 4 dream hopin say when u wake u go belleful abeg wakeup
U enter 3rd mainland bridge dey tell those engineer say u b omo onile haaa if fashola catch u
You dey go lecture for 5 years 4 university when dem no admit u, u cum dey xpect bsc
na ur ancessstors go give u....
U won go commit sucide 4 bush wit rope...u kon see snake 4 tree...u kon run....ahahahahahah o boy u stil lyk ur lyf...
U dey chop garden egg with butter,u talk say u dey eat balance diet..... na hospital go be ur portion.
U come back from dubai dey form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth
U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss.
-4 where na.....mumu
U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join am....olodo.
U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worry u.
House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha....u don die.
U de say Terry G's music dey inspire u
- unto which level!! free madness?
U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.
-continue u go soon see am
U call MTN to tell dem say your free browsing has stopped working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz... ..mad man
When pastor talk say 'Do something crazy for the Lord' You come carry church offering run
- na who wan chase u?.....
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